Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

This is the game that parts lovers, destroys families and turns friends into enemies. And it does even more! And I have proof! You can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you're not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don't let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It's also the only game that lets you learn what's The Meaning of Life, and that's scientifically proven!
Game Features:

• Loner's Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
• Real-Life Friends Mode: Dual against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
• Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online
• 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious "insult bits"
• 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
• Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!