Beerman Review
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Official Game Description
TakechargeofthecapeddelivererandhelpBoston'sfinestfoilTheSocietyOfTheNinth
over land,seaandair!
Beermanthecomputergameisa taleofareluctantcitysuperhero.
Fresh back from Hollywood Beerman must face theevilSocietyOfTheNinthwho've
declared waronBostonandareintentonaddictingitscitizenstoanewandhorrible
drugbeforeexporting itacrosstherestofAmerica.
TeamupwithBostonPDandsavethecityshotels,streets and shoresfromtheSociety
as theywagewarindastardlymachinesintentonbrakingBoston!
Itallstartedinthe1980'swhenBeermanwasinHollywood.Backthentherewaslots
ofworkforBeermanastheymadelotsoffilmsaboutsuperhero'sbuttheywereallfrauds...
thinkaboutit,ifyourasuperheroyoudon'thavetimetomakemoviessoallthesecaped
charlatanswerejustthatbuttheydidneedsomeonetodotheflyingbitinfilmsandsince
crimehadbeenclearedawayinBostonafterprohibitionendedBeermanwasoutofwork
so whynot!
So whatwentwrong?WelltheninetiesarrivedandHollywooddidn'tneedrealactors
anymoreorsuperherosandBeermanwaslookingatthebreadlineagainuntilanurgent
callfromhome...
TheSocietyOfTheNinthhaddeclaredwaronalcoholandbasedtheiroperationsinBoston!
YepthegoodpeopleofBostonwerefacingprohibitionagain!Whoweretheygonnacall?...
Nonotthemtheirfraudstoo...
TheycalledBoston'sgreatesthero...Beerman!
AftermakinghisfortuneinMexicosellingpowderedsnacksFatulacameunderpressure
astoomanyorganizationsweregettingintothepowderedsnackgameandsotofindan
edgehestartedresearchinganaddictiveagenttomakehispowderedsnacksbetterthan
alltheothersanditwasfound!
MRGasuperaddictiveadditivetheycookedupinalabbutinafitofcelebratingFatula
hadtoomanypowderedsnacksandfellintoavatofit.
NowahopelessaddicttofastfoodFatularealizedthatFat's Rightandfarfrombeing
skinny,obesitywasthekeytohappinessandanythingthatstoodinthewayofanyone's
appetitelikebeerandstoppedthemgrowingmorecheeksthantheycouldsitonhadtogo!
Howelsecouldanyonegrowthefabledninthcheekbeforeheartfailureifthey'reappetite
wasn'tuninterruptedbyalcohol!
over land,seaandair!
Beermanthecomputergameisa taleofareluctantcitysuperhero.
Fresh back from Hollywood Beerman must face theevilSocietyOfTheNinthwho've
declared waronBostonandareintentonaddictingitscitizenstoanewandhorrible
drugbeforeexporting itacrosstherestofAmerica.
TeamupwithBostonPDandsavethecityshotels,streets and shoresfromtheSociety
as theywagewarindastardlymachinesintentonbrakingBoston!
Beermanstory
Itallstartedinthe1980'swhenBeermanwasinHollywood.Backthentherewaslots
ofworkforBeermanastheymadelotsoffilmsaboutsuperhero'sbuttheywereallfrauds...
thinkaboutit,ifyourasuperheroyoudon'thavetimetomakemoviessoallthesecaped
charlatanswerejustthatbuttheydidneedsomeonetodotheflyingbitinfilmsandsince
crimehadbeenclearedawayinBostonafterprohibitionendedBeermanwasoutofwork
so whynot!
So whatwentwrong?WelltheninetiesarrivedandHollywooddidn'tneedrealactors
anymoreorsuperherosandBeermanwaslookingatthebreadlineagainuntilanurgent
callfromhome...
TheSocietyOfTheNinthhaddeclaredwaronalcoholandbasedtheiroperationsinBoston!
YepthegoodpeopleofBostonwerefacingprohibitionagain!Whoweretheygonnacall?...
Nonotthemtheirfraudstoo...
TheycalledBoston'sgreatesthero...Beerman!
TheSocietyoftheNinthCheekstory
AftermakinghisfortuneinMexicosellingpowderedsnacksFatulacameunderpressure
astoomanyorganizationsweregettingintothepowderedsnackgameandsotofindan
edgehestartedresearchinganaddictiveagenttomakehispowderedsnacksbetterthan
alltheothersanditwasfound!
MRGasuperaddictiveadditivetheycookedupinalabbutinafitofcelebratingFatula
hadtoomanypowderedsnacksandfellintoavatofit.
NowahopelessaddicttofastfoodFatularealizedthatFat's Rightandfarfrombeing
skinny,obesitywasthekeytohappinessandanythingthatstoodinthewayofanyone's
appetitelikebeerandstoppedthemgrowingmorecheeksthantheycouldsitonhadtogo!
Howelsecouldanyonegrowthefabledninthcheekbeforeheartfailureifthey'reappetite
wasn'tuninterruptedbyalcohol!