Sprocket Wings

Enter a kaleidoscope of color...

...where youll collide with your opponents in a mad dash to the finish line. Fueled by dopamine the scarcest resource in the state of Catatonia youll face topsy-turvy turbulence and titillating twists at every turn, but lets keep one thing straight: This race is anything but mindless.

Dont be fooled by all the glitz. All that glitters is... not going to save you. Not when youre deep in the eye of the brain storm with a dopameter thats dwindling fast. Will you emerge on the other side?

The Gist

Brains and Beauty, Too

• Customize your aesthetic with a fully functional, detailed character creator.

4 Modes of Mind Games

• Grand Prix: This ones a no-brainer. Its a basic tournament with 4 races.
  
• Free Tour: Explore each course with an open mind and zero stakes.
  
• Time Trials: Fly solo! Your only opponents? Your own racing thoughts!
  
• Battle Mode: Go head to head with your opponents in a battle thats all brawn.

No One-Track Minds Here

• 16 dazzling race tunnels

Sharpen Your Wit

• 8 unique weapons and abilities

A Note From the Mastermind Himself

Psssst. You over there! It isnt too late to turn back. To just flutter away unscathed, like a dainty butterfly narrowly evading a cobweb. More like a... macabre web! Get it?

But were already past that, arent we?

You a lowly gnomeling are just too curious for your own good.

YOU want to know how it feels to race... through MY mind. To blast off... your rocker. To fly like a fairy... with no strings attached. You really think you can comb through MY catacombs and come out on top, dont you? How cute. Or are you one of those kamikazes? Lets just say youll be a coma-kaze after Im done with you!

Because we only sell one-way tickets to the state of Catatonia. No, in the Nation of Imagi, there are no flyover states. You will stop. You will stay a while. Maybe even forever. But dont you worry your pretty little head! It wont be intac errr, its going to have so much fun, itll be insane! Hysterical, really.

Feeling disoriented yet? Just wait til youre whizzing through the Nooks of Crania. Soaring through the Serotunnel. Racing your own intrusive thoughts. Zooming over highways, byways, and freeways. But wait a sec. Are you really on a freeway if youre captiv ated? Ha, ha, ha!

Anyway, if youre brazen enough to make it this far, youre a lost cause. Go on, dauntlessly don those wings. The first sets on me! Customize your look if you want, but whats the point? Theres no room for vanity in insanity! And everyone knows all gnomelings look alike when theyre turned inside out. Figuratively, of course. Well, maybe... dis-figuratively. Because when you dont mind your own business, I might get busy bending your mind. And it may not ever bend back.

Soon, youll know exactly... what... I... mean.

Enjoy the curs errr, course!

Forever yours,
Malchrim Ick